I know you like feeling good about yourselves, and I consider it my public duty to help you in this quest. I guarantee you didn't do anything as stupid as I did today:
I backed into my garage door for not the first, and not the second, but the THIRD time (in two months) today.
David wasn't too thrilled with me (but handled it gracefully). I wasn't too thrilled with myself.
There. Don't you feel great?