I'm quite a pro at the process of glueing my fingers. My friend Malisa glued her fingers together a couple of weeks ago and I thought that was pretty funny, especially when she ended up having to cut them apart. I didn't tease her as much as I wanted, because I'm nice like that. Now I'm glad that I was so nice.

As my facebook status said, "My stupid fingers hurt so much I couldn't practice, so I got out the superglue. Now my fingers are glued together so I can't practice. Just not my day."
So then I thought, oh, well, I can just gradually pull them apart.
And then I thought hot water and soap might work.
And then I tried cutting them apart with scissors.
I finally ended up holding my hand in front of the window to get the best light and then cut my fingers apart with a steak knife.
I haven't used the superglue since. But I think I'll give in tomorrow. My fingertips are hurting too badly to avoid it any longer. Wish me luck.
4 comments:
Hilarious--I so know how that is. To avoid getting teased by the primary children--take a fingernail file (emery board type) and it will file down the ugly sight of the glue. It works, I've tried it.
As for calm and relaxing--I made most of dinner this afternoon and all I have to do is strike up the broiler or just maybe one of the guys will get out the grill and I won't have to do anything! HA!
Love you too and miss you all loads!!!
I love super glue!!! but...I don't think I've glued my fingers together...yet... :S
Ow ow ow.
You do what you have to do though! My mom super glues the cracks in her feet. She's a yoga teacher.
Bwahahaha. It still makes me laugh thinking about this.
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