Ran. That was fine.
Dog peed on her blankets. Again.
Ben hit Sophie in the face. Time out.
Ben found a hole in his stuffed snake and ripped out the stuffing. Time out.
Ben colored in crayon on the table, chair, and deck. Time out.
Looked for the $8 worth of turkey I bought at Costco yesterday to make a sandwich. Found it in the trunk of the van.
It's only 1:00.
Did I mention I'm going on a girls' weekend to St. George tomorrow?
Is it obvious how much I need it?